"Now what?" Nova grumbles. "Yap, yap, yap," Rational barks as Stina spins around and speeds out of the throne room.
Flawless smiles, as she slowly swallows another Dove chocolate fed to her by RACE. "Now each of you will have to perform Feats of Strength if you want what you came for."
"Whatever, replies Nova. I need some F ing courage according to someone's idea of a lame joke. So bring it on!" Nova stands defiantly until the luscious Flawless waves her magic wand and a multi headed hydra appears.
"Oh for pity's sake, this is the best you can do!" yells Nova. Odd wasn't bad enough, now I'm stuck in some kind of Greek myth. Arggg!" Assuming his identity as the amazing neuro-surgeon, Dr. Nova, Nova takes his razor sharp scalpel out of his black doctor's bag. Barely even looking at the monster, he skillfully cuts off its heads and tosses them to the side. "There, all done."
"Wow!" says Flawless looking at the handsome Dr. Nova admiringly. "It's obvious you had courage all along. Come over here big boy. Yes right here." Flawless pats the seat next to her and begins to feed Dr. Nova some of her Dove chocolates.
"I need a heart," whines Tex. "What do I have to do to get one?"
"Stop whining, for one," says Dr. Nova in disgust.
Just then Rational comes running back in, barking ferociously, the Wicked Witch, Stina running after him.
"You want to be next?" yawns Flawless, who being a wizard, understands doggie talk. "Very well and waving her magic wand, she turns the yapping dog back into the hunky Rational.
"I want to perform a feat of strength," announces Rational. "I'm sick of being a dog! Well most of the time anyway. Although sniffing girls' legs is fun. If we're stuck in Greek mythology. I shall clean something since I'm really good at that." Rational looks smug.
Flawless waves her magic wand and Rational is confronted with the sewers of Camp Rosie O'Donnell. "See how well you do with those," cackles Wicked Witch Stina.
Rational shrugs. He is used to much worse. Striding to a fire hydrant, he opens it and diverts the gusher of water to quickly clean Camp Rosie's sewers.
"Hey thanks, Rational," says RACE smiling happily. "Now we can begin reconstruction on Camp Rosie O'Donnell."
"Why are we here?" asks Eneyer for the millionth time as he scratches more pieces of straw from his head.
"Can someone shut up that cretin, I'm begging here," says Dr. Nova helping himself to another Dove chocolate and sliding his hand up Flawless's flawless leg.
Court puts her arm around Eneyer. "Don't worry, darling, she says sweetly. "We'll get you a brain really soon, I promise. Bad boy!" She swats Eneyer's hand as he attempts to put it under her La Perla bra.
"What's a brain?" asks Eneyer. Everyone ignores him.
"I'm next," announces the dashing Tex. "I need a heart. What do I have to do?"
Flawless smiles, waving her magic wand. To Tex's amazement and happiness, EEE, Heather, Terri, Tammy, and Stella appear before him dressed only in La Perla lingerie. "You must pick one of these lovely ladies and do whatever she wants," decrees Flawless watching Tex closely.
"Choose me, Lover," purrs EEE twirling around so that Tex can see all of her.
"No choose me," says Terri smiling seductively.
"No, me, I'm new here," whispers Stella.
Tex's eyes bulge out as he contemplates the feast awaiting him. "I cannot choose," he says finally. "I want all of them!"
"That proves he has a heart," says the benevolent Witch, Angelique, appearing out of nowhere.
"You're right," decrees Flawless. "Now who is next?" Silence greets her question.
7 comments:
Why did they do that? Do you think it was because of the size? They just don't like 'em big, huh?
Size doesn't matter.
There are threads out there that are longer than ours.
It's what you do with what you got that matters.
I think they didn't like our content????
That's all I can think of.
But that still doesn't explain why they pulled RPR - it was listed as a political thread and that's pretty much how we used it.
*shrugs*
I think maybe we'll never really understand...
Goody! Someplace else to post. I hope that our Dr. Nova gets the other site set up quickly. I seems to have promise.
Hey there, EEE! I received your invite/email and have signed in using my gmail acct.
Hi all, anyone drop 'em yet?
As the Board Turns
"Now what?" Nova grumbles. "Yap, yap, yap," Rational barks as Stina spins around and speeds out of the throne room.
Flawless smiles, as she slowly swallows another Dove chocolate fed to her by RACE. "Now each of you will have to perform Feats of Strength if you want what you came for."
"Whatever, replies Nova. I need some F ing courage according to someone's idea of a lame joke. So bring it on!" Nova stands defiantly until the luscious Flawless waves her magic wand and a multi headed hydra appears.
"Oh for pity's sake, this is the best you can do!" yells Nova. Odd wasn't bad enough, now I'm stuck in some kind of Greek myth. Arggg!" Assuming his identity as the amazing neuro-surgeon, Dr. Nova, Nova takes his razor sharp scalpel out of his black doctor's bag. Barely even looking at the monster, he skillfully cuts off its heads and tosses them to the side. "There, all done."
"Wow!" says Flawless looking at the handsome Dr. Nova admiringly. "It's obvious you had courage all along. Come over here big boy. Yes right here." Flawless pats the seat next to her and begins to feed Dr. Nova some of her Dove chocolates.
"I need a heart," whines Tex. "What do I have to do to get one?"
"Stop whining, for one," says Dr. Nova in disgust.
Just then Rational comes running back in, barking ferociously, the Wicked Witch, Stina running after him.
"You want to be next?" yawns Flawless, who being a wizard, understands doggie talk. "Very well and waving her magic wand, she turns the yapping dog back into the hunky Rational.
"I want to perform a feat of strength," announces Rational. "I'm sick of being a dog! Well most of the time anyway. Although sniffing girls' legs is fun. If we're stuck in Greek mythology. I shall clean something since I'm really good at that." Rational looks smug.
Flawless waves her magic wand and Rational is confronted with the sewers of Camp Rosie O'Donnell. "See how well you do with those," cackles Wicked Witch Stina.
Rational shrugs. He is used to much worse. Striding to a fire hydrant, he opens it and diverts the gusher of water to quickly clean Camp Rosie's sewers.
"Hey thanks, Rational," says RACE smiling happily. "Now we can begin reconstruction on Camp Rosie O'Donnell."
"Why are we here?" asks Eneyer for the millionth time as he scratches more pieces of straw from his head.
"Can someone shut up that cretin, I'm begging here," says Dr. Nova helping himself to another Dove chocolate and sliding his hand up Flawless's flawless leg.
Court puts her arm around Eneyer. "Don't worry, darling, she says sweetly. "We'll get you a brain really soon, I promise. Bad boy!" She swats Eneyer's hand as he attempts to put it under her La Perla bra.
"What's a brain?" asks Eneyer. Everyone ignores him.
"I'm next," announces the dashing Tex. "I need a heart. What do I have to do?"
Flawless smiles, waving her magic wand. To Tex's amazement and happiness, EEE, Heather, Terri, Tammy, and Stella appear before him dressed only in La Perla lingerie. "You must pick one of these lovely ladies and do whatever she wants," decrees Flawless watching Tex closely.
"Choose me, Lover," purrs EEE twirling around so that Tex can see all of her.
"No choose me," says Terri smiling seductively.
"No, me, I'm new here," whispers Stella.
Tex's eyes bulge out as he contemplates the feast awaiting him. "I cannot choose," he says finally. "I want all of them!"
"That proves he has a heart," says the benevolent Witch, Angelique, appearing out of nowhere.
"You're right," decrees Flawless. "Now who is next?" Silence greets her question.
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Who is next???
Wow, hey, someone archive this. A woman actually said size doesn't matter! We're going to hold you to that, EEE!
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